And the winner goes to...

Shock horror, an actual update! Yes, I'm still alive and doing well. Thanks for asking.

Tonight sees Australian television industry's (cringe) night o-nights, the Logies. Cue shots of nineteen year old blonde Home and Away bimbettes on the tiles. Yawn. The anti-Logies, however, have already been awarded. Here's a look at the results of the 2007 Fuglies:

1. Worst TV Show- Big Brother
So John Howard says it's stupid and should be taken off air? Isn't that reason to make the show more popular? I guess the show fits the "so bad it's good" category, especially the Friday night games edition.

2. Worst Male TV Personality- Kyle Sandilands
Agree. Now Idol have Dicko back, why hasn't this guy got the arse yet?

3. Worst Female TV Personality- Gretel Killeen
Hmm, she can be condescending at times but surely there has to be someone worse?

4. Most Biased Sporting Commentator- Phil Gould
Agree. Watching this guy outright barrack for NSW teams on a weekly basis on Nine's rugby league coverage is tiring.

5. ‘The Eddie’ for Most Over Exposed TV Personality- Bert Newton
I don't watch a lot of Nine, so Bert doesn't bother me. I enjoy the occasional episode of Family Feud where is affable enough. Anyone who sits through 20 to 01 repeats on their third airings should be lobotomised (although if it's much of the same audience that watches Australia's Funniest Home Videos every week that probably isn't needed).

6. Most Spankable Female TV Personality- Myf Warhurst
Who? (Googles.) Some Triple J chick? She's okay I guess, but doesn't hold a candle to Nikki Osbourne.

7. Spunkiest Male TV Personality- Adam Hills
Meh.

8. Most Under Acknowledged TV Show- The Chaser’s War on Everything
It's a hilarious show, but I think it starting to be acknowledged, given that its ratings are toppling House, Heroes and Cold Case on a regular basis.

9. Most Under Acknowledged TV Personality- Adam Hills
As above.

10. Newsreader/TV Journalist with the Most Gravitas- Kerry O’Brien
I think it's fair to say that this guy and little Johnnie Howard have a love-hate relationship more enthralling and complex than any two Big Brother housemates. Bring back Kym Gyngell and Full Frontal.

11. Show that was messed around the most by a television network in the last 12 months- Scrubs
Hello, Jericho anyone? Scrubs has been shown more or less consistently in the Monday 11:30pm timeslot, I can't see any reason for people to complain - stay up or tape it.

12. New “Sports” to broadcast on TV- Birdman Rally
Heh. Bit of a laff, just like Carlton's performance on Friday night.

13. Naomi Robson’s worst incident of the year- “Tribute” to Steve Irwin
Nup. I would've gone with either the deportation or the Beaconsfield caravan park hissy fit.

Enjoy your Logies viewing, I think I'll be over on another network watching What About Brian...

Days remaining until I crack open a ice XXXX Gold in Brisbane: 17